A definitive and high-spirited guide to various facial hair styles for men: where they come from, what they mean, and how to achieve (and maintain) them. Styles include the Chaplin, the Dali, the Painter's Brush, the Stiletto, the Amish, the Soul Patch, the Chinstrap, the Circle (aka Door Knocker), the French Fork, the Zappa, the Klingon, and El Insecto (aka The Mighty).