Loaded with kick-by-kick illustrations, Jew-Jitsu is a martial art for nudniks tired of living in fear. Rabbi Daniel, a Jew-Jitsu master, teaches this ancient Hebrew martial art for which there is no defense. Master Eliezer reveals all of Jew-Jitsu's secret self-defense techniques such as The Davening Headbutt, Throwing of the Star of David and The Prayerful Strike. A fully illustrated, totally hilarious guide to being Chabad-ass, Jew-Jitsu is the perfect self-defense guide for the Chosen People who are tired of being chosen for tsooris.