Answering questions such as could I be dating a terrorist? and where can I purchase bulletproof vests in children's sizes?, this humourous guide contains helpful advice to combat terrorism. A section for teens is included, featuring topics like what to do when invited to join a terrorist attack, especially when all the cool kids are doing it. From getting up at different times each morning to confuse attackers to the final under-the-bed check at night, these hilarious instructions will help readers keep their worst fears at bay.